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eggsy "disney prince" unwin. ([personal profile] tailorable) wrote2017-08-18 07:37 pm
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tailorable: (e14)

[personal profile] tailorable 2018-04-07 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ lie detector dogs...

eggsy tries not to laugh. ]

He's a pug. [ nope, he's laughing. ] No word on if he has superpowers yet, but maybe one day he'll start talking and casting spells.
phykios: (♆ mfw prophecies.)

[personal profile] phykios 2018-04-07 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ lmao rude!!!! ]

Don't even joke, [ he warns. ] It starts out as a joke, and then you find out it's possible, because why wouldn't it be.
tailorable: (rules don't apply to me)

[personal profile] tailorable 2018-04-07 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Reckon I don't need to worry about that with JB. Every time I take him for walks through the Edrathe ruins, he gets stuck in a fucking crevice.

[ he's just not on that level... but maybe other dogs are. maybe. ]

I'll take your word for it otherwise.
phykios: (♆ been there done that got the shirt.)

i hate what a cute image that is

[personal profile] phykios 2018-04-08 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ he tries to imagine that, laughs. ]

Yeah, well, the dogs I'm talking about were, like, robots, so you're probably safe.
tailorable: it's a TIER (a best friend isn't a person)

can't help but be ic

[personal profile] tailorable 2018-04-08 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeaaaaah, seems pretty unlikely I'll ever run into something like that.

[ laughtrack.mp3 ]

Bit too fantasy-land down here, innit?

[ then again, percy's old school mythical and yet... ]
phykios: (♆ QUEST...ions.)

oh my god

[personal profile] phykios 2018-04-08 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
You're telling me.

[ percy spends a lot of time dealing with ye olde mythical, but at the end of the day he always comes home to modern manhattan. ]

I haven't seen a single cheeseburger since coming down here. You'd think someone could open up a magical McDonald's or something.
tailorable: (he sent me an emotipenis)

;)

[personal profile] tailorable 2018-04-08 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't bloody remind me. No proper fast food anywhere. [ oh, he's fully moaning about this now. ] I haven't had a chippy in a million years. Tried to get Roman to cook one up, but I don't think he understands. Keeps giving me, like, grilled fish with this weird looking sauce.

[ wah wah. ]
phykios: (♆ 080.)

[personal profile] phykios 2018-04-08 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he was actually following this conversation for a good minute there, and then eggsy says chippy, and relates it to...fish???? ]

Maybe you need to explain it in more detail. Like, make sure he knows exactly what it is. I mean, isn't he an alien or something?

[ MAYBE ROMAN ISN'T BRITISH EITHER!! maybe eggsy needs to make a manual of british lingo t b h....... ]
tailorable: (unwin067)

[personal profile] tailorable 2018-04-09 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ god... percy... ]

Or a robot. Or a robot alien. [ he sighs. ] Maybe I'll give it a go if I feel like testing my stomach.

[ and his patience ]
phykios: (♆ SOUNDS FAKE.)

[personal profile] phykios 2018-04-10 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Wasn't there a TV show about robot aliens? I don't think it ended well for the humans.

[ he's thinking of battlestar galactica. points for effort..... ]
tailorable: (unwin070)

[personal profile] tailorable 2018-04-10 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ he doesn't know the reference, but — ]

Nothing ever ends well for the humans. [ it's said off-hand, without gravity. he clears his throat. ]

Right, reckon my supervisor'll be in to check on my progress in five, so I'll catch you later, Perce.

[ why does percy need a nickname the same length as his actual name that might already be a nickname??? ]
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