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omg!!!!!!!!

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i am literally in no position to judge anyone ever again

[ after the MISFIRES today oooh boy ]

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[ good answer, tbh. Cheryl is glad to be agreed with, so glad that she doesn't even realize she's still talking to someone else entirely. ]

That's what I've been saying!

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then we're on the same page

[ he glances at the ID. Cheryl. ]

and if anyone is judging you for being a strong woman, you do not have to take that shit
granted i'm just assuming i'm texting a strong woman

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[ oh, interesting. she has been texting a stranger! at least she didn't say anything embarassing. ]

You're very perceptive. What's your name?

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thank you very much
i do my best
eggsy unwin ;)

[ hold for jokes. ]

pleasure to meet you on this buggy day for the network

just found this hiding in gmail ugggh

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Eggsy? Was Bacony taken?

Normally I'll call and complain about the misdelivered messages, but I don't think they care. And the consequences aren't really so terrible.