[ He settles his hands on his knees, carefully placed but not visibly taut. ]
Don't often get to do that at the shop.
[ which provides calming and boner-killing thoughts in spades. Folding trousers for hours, pricking his thumb with needles, standing at the till and talking to posh gits all too like Chester King and Charlie Hesketh. It doesn't suit him in the least, but he needs to learn. ]
[ neutrally — ] Figures your life would be more thrilling, Madam Lutece.
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Don't often get to do that at the shop.
[ which provides calming and boner-killing thoughts in spades. Folding trousers for hours, pricking his thumb with needles, standing at the till and talking to posh gits all too like Chester King and Charlie Hesketh. It doesn't suit him in the least, but he needs to learn. ]
[ neutrally — ] Figures your life would be more thrilling, Madam Lutece.