[ he actually does laugh this time. ]

Three, wow. [ dry. ] You'd think having the one would be enough.

[ how many priceless necklaces can a person have??? ]

Nah, not yet. I looked when I first got here, but I got kind of -- distracted. [ riots...kidnappings...... ] I was in school back home, but I haven't heard of any openings for high school seniors.

[ he says, as if eggsy doesn't know already that he's a half-human magic-using combatant of some kind. ]