[ is eggsy a good spy because he's honest about everything in his life except spying? quite possibly. ]

Paperwork. Damage reports. Cataloging stolen property from the riots. Did you know that three priceless necklaces were stolen from the same posh household? [ a beat. ] Riveting stuff.

[ in a tone that suggests yes, it's very very boring. ]

You pick up a part-time gig around town yet?